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I HAVE HEARD A RUMOR FROM THE LORD

JEREMIAH 49:10-16 BUT I HAVE MADE ESAU BARE,  I HAVE UNCOVERED  HIS SECRET PLACES,  AND HE SHALL NOT  BE ABLE TO HIDE HIMSELF:  HIS SEED IS SPOILED,  HIS BRETHREN, AND HIS NEIGHBORS,  AND HE IS NOT.   LEAVE THY  FATHERLESS CHILDREN,  I WILL PRESERVE THEM ALIVE,  AND LET THY WIDOWS TRUST IN ME.  FOR THUS SAITH THE LORD;  BEHOLD, THEY WHOSE  JUDGMENT WAS NOT TO  DRINK OF THE CUP  HAVE ASSUREDLY DRUNKEN;  AND ART THOU  HE THAT SHALL  ALTOGETHER GO UNPUNISHED?  THOU SHALT NOT GO UNPUNISHED,  BUT THOU SHALT SURELY DRINK OF IT.  FOR I HAVE SWORN BY MYSELF,  SAITH THE LORD, THAT BOZRAH SHALL BECOME  A DESOLATION, A REPROACH,  A WASTE, AND A CURSE;  AND ALL THE CITIES  THEREOF SHALL BE  PERPETUAL WASTES.   I HAVE HEARD A RUMOR FROM THE LORD, AND AN AMBASSADOR  IS SENT UNTO THE HEATHEN,  SAYING, GATHER  YE TOGETHER, AND  COME AGAINST...

REMEMBERING MARILYN

Sitting around the table with my family, we were cooking food for some holiday so everybody was there, we were laughing, making fun of each other, telling new stories and remembering those of days gone by.  I look over at my sister Marilyn and I say, hey I had a dream last night that you were pregnant.  She says well that can't be true because I am burnt and tied.  No more babies for me she says. Of course we all agreed that it couldn't be true. We get a good laugh and went back to our cooking and talking.

Cut to three weeks later. I get a jumbled phone call from my sibling, the phone is crackling and she is saying, I am at the hospital and ......the phone goes dead, bad connection.  She calls back and says, I am at the hospital and they are telling me that I have a tubal pregnancy and I have to have surgery!

At first my mind couldn't grasp what she was saying, and then when I put it all together, I just started laughing and laughing, and then she started laughing, and she says, I hate you. I said, still laughing, why do you hate me? I didn't get you pregnant! talk to your husband about that!
 
 
UPDATED: REST NOW WITH ALL MY LOVE BIG SIS.
 



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